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PETE'S
TOUR JOURNAL
PART
FOUR - Wednesday 16 March, Osnabrueck Germany
If
it's Wednesday, it must be Germany. Ah yes - settling into the nomadic
lifestyle of being on the road was starting to tell. I woke up a couple
of times while the bus was on the move but eventually stuck my head out
of my bunk around midday. Mainly due to the commotion outside, but also
because of the feeling that I was being cooked on a low heat for a long
time - and was probably a little overdone if my socks were anything to
go by. I ventured out in a pair of shorts and a T-shirt and to my surprise
it was lovely and sunny. All we needed to have a perfect day was a little
scenery. This was however not on the cards as we were in an industrial
part of the town, probably by my guess somewhere near the outskirts and
I'll stick my finger out here, I reckon it's marked down on some planning
map for redevelopment in the near future. We were parked to the side of
a long low building, whose front had been done up quite well, but the
rest had that cool 60s look of concrete slab sides and asbestos roofing.
All painted a nice sandy yellow, in keeping in fact with the courtyard
to the side where we were parked which was made up of very sandy soil.
So what -the sun was shining and there was coffee and food etc. The main
club was being cleaned up as a PA was being brought in and then all the
gear for both bands would be brought out of the trailer the bus was pulling.
The back stage dressing room area was an Egyptian affair with a couple
of tombs and large cat-type animals guarding a fountain I think it was.
Then the one back room which was a bedsit a kitchen/shower /loo type room
- nice.
I
sat outside with a couple of rolls and coffee, and made a few phone calls.
I'd had a few texts from Los Marillos to say, "Good luck", "How's
it all going" and "Wish we were with you" kind of things.
Hmm, "not today you wouldn't", I was thinking, but it is nice
to get support and a bit of chat from your mates while away. Everyone
was milling around getting something to eat. Tommy and the crew were starting
to sort out the gear from the trailer so I went over to talk about the
merch boxes and who should move them and who shouldn't move them. You
learn from experience that certain people will pitch in and help and others
just do their gig and that's fine, and most of the time it works best
if everyone knows what they should and shouldn't do. That way things don't
get left or lost or forgotten about. We established that two of the local
crew should set time aside to help Kate unload and then load back up at
the end of the evening. There is always a grey area about when the end
of the evening is however. The local crew being paid by the local promoter
will try and finish ASAP. The audience will still be in the building because
the bands are still hanging around, so merchandise can still be sold.
So Kate can't pack up until there is no-one left who wants to buy anything,
while the tour crew want to get everything packed away so they can get
washed, showered, whatever, and get ready for the journey ahead. Tricky
one. It eventually got sorted. The fact is merch is very important to
most bands touring around these kinds of circuits as it is often what
makes the difference between being able to tour or not. This means the
merchandise stand stays until the bitter end and if the local crew have
to wait then so be it.
I
eventually plucked up the courage to brave the shower. Not as grim as
it looked - the water was hot and if you jammed the shower head in a certain
way on its stand and lent to the left quite a lot, it was actually OK.
I had in advance got myself a reasonably sized towel so I was sorted.
I put clean clothes on and felt ready for the day, well the rest of the
day, as when I looked at my phone, it was some time after two. John M
and Kate were discussing the shower so I shared my happy experience with
them and went off hoping I hadn't taken all the hot water. John Beck and
Bob I think were still asleep after last nights little, er, problems.
They had found it difficult to sleep with all the snoring going on. At
this point I can't name names but rest assured I myself have never snored
in my life. Well maybe once when I was young and just had to finish that
last bottle of tequila before bed (I still can't stand the smell of the
stuff). A penance for snoring it seems, was devised by them. Thus when
the various perpetrators woke up, they found pieces of fruit placed strategically
in their bunks. One poor soul wondered why three oranges were keeping
him company as he slowly drifted into consciousness - indeed what bizarre
dream was this to be dragged into?
I
decided to kill some time by walking somewhere like town or some shops.
I tried but gave up after about 20 minutes and one garage, so I went in
and bought a Cornetto and walked back to the venue. I sat in the sun again,
then went inside to the now quite dark dressing room area. "I'll
clean my teeth" I thought - that'll kill a bit of time, and so foolishly
delving around in my washbag I came across not my toothbrush but my razor.
My 3 blade brand new really sharp razor which promptly made three long
straight cuts along the index finger of my right hand. I knew they were
quite deep as I didn't really feel what happened at first. I fetched the
first aid kit and cut myself some plaster to cover my finger up. A little
later the blood was still oozing through, and I was about to try again
when Rio came over to see what I had done. "I have just the thing
for that," he told me, and went and got his bag. He proceeded to
coat my finger with some plastic skin he had picked up in Japan. It would
prevent any bacteria getting in and had antiseptic in it as well to help
healing. I hate anything wrong with my hands, even a broken nail, but
this was quite scary on tour and so what Rio did was fantastic. I hate
to admit it but I had got myself quite worked up about it thinking about
infection and the gigs, and how I would play. Now it was covered liberally
in plastic skin and a plaster so I couldn't see it. It felt cosy and so
did I.
Spock's
soundchecked while we had dinner at the venue. Then for some reason the
promoter opened the doors, because there was a crowd outside and he didn't
want any trouble from the police. I found Tommy and told him that the
doors were open. The promoter didn't want to know he said that if we wanted
to soundcheck, that was fine - the audience would enjoy it. THANKS MATE
WE OWE YOU ONE. The audience as usual came to the front of the stage -
our gear, as usual, was on the floor prior to being moved on stage and
plugged in. The lights were down and some music was playing - you can
imagine the chaos. John Beck didn't want to soundcheck, but we did do
a linecheck and the first verse of "Leave the Light On" with
Rob on cans so they couldn't hear us playing. Then we had to walk back
through the crowd who didn't really want to let us get to our hard-earned
spot in the dressing rooms. We then had 3/4 of an hour till we were on.
The promoter had given us some awful local brew, which it seemed we couldn't
change for Beck's or anything else, even though they were selling it in
the club, and we had no towels which we needed before the show. It gets
hot on stage, and water and towels are just part of the deal like electricity
and lights. We were told it would take a few minutes to get towels. A
few minutes later, still no towels. With ten minutes to go before we were
on stage, we were told it would be 15 minutes before we had any towels.
I went to see the promoter who didn't want to speak to me. He was too
busy taking people's money on the door. I asked again and he waved me
away with a hand, so I told him that he didn't understand and that if
he wanted Kino to play, we had to have towels and some proper beer in
the dressing room. He said we were being difficult and that no-one else
complained. It then got quite silly, when he suggested maybe we shouldn't
play! I said "Fine, shall I tell the audience or you?". He looked
at me and I looked back at him for what seemed like an age. "Look,"
I said, "as you opened the doors on our soundcheck, the least you
could do is meet us halfway. We need the towels before we go on stage".
"OK" he huffed, "you get the towels and I'll change your
beer". "Thank you" I said, and went off to calm down and
get changed. Sadly I don't remember much about the gig there was to much
else going on in my head. What if he had called my bluff and why was he
being like that? The towels were there, he just didn't want to give them
to us. Same with the beer, he was just trying to save himself a bit more
money, even though all the food and drinks for the dressing rooms were
accounted for. I was too cross and fed up to enjoy much of the evening
I'm afraid. I went out to watch Spock's after we were on, then I found
out that - deep joy - we were staying the night, and would be leaving
in the morning as it was only 180km to Essen, and the bus could have the
land line all night to give us power for the
AC, the fans, fridges etc. After the show, the promoter seemed more human.
I suspected he hadn't made any money on the show and any expenses he could
save would stop him losing too much money. I guess you can't blame him.
I
got on the bus and I think this was the evening Al brought his acoustic
on board and was playing Beatles songs and goodness knows what else, along
with Jimmy, Rio and Dave, Both Johns and Bob were upstairs and then outside
smoking at various points during the proceedings. We went through too
many songs to remember, then the guitar went upstairs with Al to show
John M who had a play, so out came some Gabriel and a few It Bites songs
with Bob playing the beer and Coke cans, John Beck and John Mitchell singing,
and Kate and I sitting there just enjoyng the blast. Then 'Afraid of Sunlight',
one of JM's favourite Marillion songs, along with some Urbane. I got to
have a go at some Brazilian-style stuff of no particular origin - it might
have started with 'One Note Samba' though, seemed to fit the balmy evening.
John Beck was in his element. He just loves music so much, it's nice to
find other people who feel the same way about it as I do. Eventually the
guitar got put to bed as people starting moving to their bunks, and that
was another day given up to the cause.
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